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Shop Sasswatch Who TF Asked You Classic Unisex T-Shirt

Who TF Asked You Classic Unisex T-Shirt

from $24.00

Start the day off right with words of wisdom from my old man. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. Be sure to grab a matching mug while you're here! (Tax and shipping included in price.)

Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Who TF Asked You Classic Unisex T-Shirt

from $24.00

Start the day off right with words of wisdom from my old man. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. Be sure to grab a matching mug while you're here! (Tax and shipping included in price.)

Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

Please note, our return policy only covers misprinted, damaged, and defective items, not buyers remorse or incorrect orders. PLEASE CHECK SIZE CHART BEFORE PLACING APPAREL ORDERS! Any claims must be made within ten (10) days of delivery. Exchanges will incur shipping charges at customer's expense. Visit our FAQ section for more information. To view our return and exchange policies visit sasswatchmerch.com/returns.

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