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Enjoy a laugh at someone else's expense with a finely crafted set of hilarious business cards. Intentionally hard to read with double-sided printing to ensure maximum messaging potential and uncoated paper for an elegant touch. (Tax and shipping included in price.)

Features:
• Paper in the US: Mohawk uncoated cover paper
• Paper in EU: Munken Lynx, 300 g/m²
• Size: 3.5″× 2″ (9 × 5 cm)
• Single-sided or double-sided print 
• Set of 50 or 100 business cards
• Blank product sourced from the United States or Latvia

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Only Some Can Read This Insult Cards

from $25.00
sale

Enjoy a laugh at someone else's expense with a finely crafted set of hilarious business cards. Intentionally hard to read with double-sided printing to ensure maximum messaging potential and uncoated paper for an elegant touch. (Tax and shipping included in price.)

Features:
• Paper in the US: Mohawk uncoated cover paper
• Paper in EU: Munken Lynx, 300 g/m²
• Size: 3.5″× 2″ (9 × 5 cm)
• Single-sided or double-sided print 
• Set of 50 or 100 business cards
• Blank product sourced from the United States or Latvia

Important: This product is available in the United States only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

Please note, our return policy only covers misprinted, damaged, and defective items, not buyers remorse or incorrect orders. PLEASE CHECK SIZE CHART BEFORE PLACING APPAREL ORDERS! Any claims must be made within ten (10) days of delivery. Exchanges will incur shipping charges at customer's expense. Visit our FAQ section for more information. To view our return and exchange policies visit sasswatchmerch.com/returns.

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